Proofs of God’s Existence

Μερικές από τις εκατοντάδες αποδείξεις ότι ο Θεός υπάρχει:

36. ARGUMENT FROM SHEER WILL
(1) I DO believe in God! I DO believe in God! I do I do I do I DO believe in God!
(2) Therefore, God exists.

65. ARGUMENT FROM HIDDEN LOGIC (II)
(1) Atheists say that God doesn't exist.
(2) But they only say that because they want to look cool and intellectual in front of their peers.
(3) They don't fool me!
(4) Therefore, God exists.

191. ARGUMENT FROM MONKEYS
(1) If man came from monkeys, there shouldn't be any more monkeys.
(2) There are still monkeys.
(3) Therefore, God Exists.

307. ARGUMENT FROM STUPID CATS
(1) Look at this cat.
(2) Cats are stupid and cannot believe in God. Only humans can.
(3) Belief in God is something human.
(4) You are human, right?
(5) Therefore, God exits.

558. ARGUMENT FROM EVERYTHING
(1) God is everything.
(2) You can’t doubt everything – am I right?
(3) Therefore, God exists.

και φυσικά, το προσωπικό αγαπημένο:
436. ARGUMENT FROM THE FORCE
(1) Dude, the Force is totally a metaphor for God!
(2) What do you mean that doesn't prove anything? It's Star Wars!
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Πως φαίνεται πως διαβάζω Dawkins, ε;