Blogoscars: Christmas Edition (my list)

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Inside a snowflake like the one on your sleeve, there happened a story you must see to believe.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports.

One hundred and ninety eight Santa Clauses.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports
Elf.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports
Elf
Call Me Claus.

No more eggnog for me.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports
Elf
Call Me Claus
The Muppet Christmas Carol.

It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve and Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors, each one connected with a thousand thoughts and hopes and joys and cares long, long forgotten.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-laying,
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports
Elf
Call Me Claus
The Muppet Christmas Carol
A Christmas Story.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports
Elf
Call Me Claus
The Muppet Christmas Carol
A Christmas Story
A Christmas Carol.

Humbug.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports
Elf
Call Me Claus
The Muppet Christmas Carol
A Christmas Story
A Christmas Carol
Home Alone.

Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports
Elf
Call Me Claus
The Muppet Christmas Carol
A Christmas Story
A Christmas Carol
Home Alone
Miracle on 34th Street.

I'm not just a whimsical figure who wears a charming suit and affects a jolly demeanor.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports
Elf
Call Me Claus
The Muppet Christmas Carol
A Christmas Story
A Christmas Carol
Home Alone
Miracle on 34th Street
The Polar Express.

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports
Elf
Call Me Claus
The Muppet Christmas Carol
A Christmas Story
A Christmas Carol
Home Alone
Miracle on 34th Street
The Polar Express
The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Rare Exports
Elf
Call Me Claus
The Muppet Christmas Carol
A Christmas Story
A Christmas CarolHome Alone
Miracle on 34th Street
The Polar Express
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Love Actually.

Worse than the total agony of being in love?